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Joke of the Day

"did you hear about the cannibal in school? it was a struggle, but eventually he passed the class."

"My girlfriend announced she was having her sports car detailed ""I am going to have them wax it too,"" she said. I looked at her nonplussed and said, ""I didn't know Corvettes had a bikini line."""

"My friend was getting an HIV test and he was worried, so I just gave him some advice. Stay Positive."

"When I first saw you from across the room, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you."

"What do you call Detroit's trash? Detroitus"

"married sext... him: I'll be home soon her: don't you threaten me"

"I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room."

"There's a sticky penis on my doormat... It must've come in the post."

"Just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife. Best trade I've ever made"

"Turns out the ""Mac"" guy from those ""Mac and PC"" commercials is an avid Windows supporter. What a Long con."