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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do a telephone and a dog have in common? A: They both have collar ID."

"A bogey man who's a pretty good guy is... Snot Bad."

"Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!"

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"A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee. It was grounds for dismissal."

"I'm not sure about you guys, but I'm pretty sure if she can sell seashells by the sea shore, she also has pretty big boobs."

"A skeleton walks into a bar The bartender says, what will you have? Skeleton says, a beer... and a mop"

"Why do women wear striped bras? Because it's a ZEBRA."

"Your moms ass is like sensitive data... ...you gotta back dat shit up!"

"What does a feminist and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."