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Joke of the Day
"New Year's Eve probably sucks for Lance Armstrong... He can't enjoy watching the ball drop."
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"Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance."
"Ive recently been under the weather but now im in a stable conditon My rooms filthy and there is shit everywhere"
"A guy walks into a bar... It hurt."
"I hate when people try to start conversations while waiting for a urinal Why don't people mind their P's and Q"
"A pirate walks into a bar.... The bartender looks at him and says, 'Sir, you have a steering wheel down your pants.' The pirate replies, 'Arghh, and its driving me nuts.'"
"Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business? He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6."
"My new telly is brilliant, it shows 50 frames per second. I managed to watch the whole of the snooker world championships in less than a minute."
"The ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
"being a secretary must really suck."