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Joke of the Day

"I hate when people try to start conversations while waiting for a urinal Why don't people mind their P's and Q"

"Do you know the problem with ordering duck? It always comes with the bill."

"Why do black men only have nightmares? Because the last black man to have a dream got shot."

"You can learn a lot about a person if you install a camera in their bedroom."

"Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed"

"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber."

"Donald Trump on Twitter: ""The Theater has always been a safe place"" Abraham Lincoln: ""Dude"""

"Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !"

"What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA? Rosalind Franklin's notes."

"What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this!"