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Joke of the Day
"What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day? Ten-ish."
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"Why don't lobsters share their dinner? Because they're shellfish!!!"
"Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster... Just made it a bit sluggish."
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"I'm surprised the back of soy milk cartons don't have missing hipster children."
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"Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert? They found traces of Mercury in him."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? ""We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"""
"My girlfriend's father called me a pedophile just because she's 22 and I'm 36. Completely ruined our 10-year anniversary."
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