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Joke of the Day

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? ""We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"""

"Racist Surfer What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man? Hang ten dude!!"

"Lucie introduced me to the phrase ""peanut butter and jealous"" and I can never go back to what I so blindly called a ""life"" before"

"Newark International Airport: You want urine on the floor? We got urine on the floor!"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 20% off."

"Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and sued the construction company for using poor material for building the wall"

"Thanks to me, you'll probably start seeing 'For Display Only' signs on the toilets at Home Depot."

"How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Relatively few"

"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood."

"Where is an elephant's sex organ? In his toes. If he steps on you, you're fucked."