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Joke of the Day
"what do use to lure really big fish? master bait"
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"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!"
"Can you open your mouth without showing your teeth? You're hired."
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"How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom? 'ey you."
"Despite the large variations in ambient temperature, how do warm blooded animals stay warm? By definition."
"melancholy is my favorite feeling that also sounds like a delicious dog"
"Three Russians walk into a bar Just kidding. They never left."
"They say pizza is like sex... Even when it's bad you can still put your dick in it."
"I'm getting so pissed off with my new psychiatrist. I'm sure he's only treating my paranoia for the money."