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Joke of the Day

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tss!"

"If we just refer to ISIS as ""Nickelback"" maybe nobody will want to join them"

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall... :)"

"Why was Einstein unable to build a wall? He only had Ein Stein"

"You'd think strip poker would be more fun but Grandpa is horrible at cards."

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their biggest hit was the wall"

"My kid just randomly recited my wife's cell phone number that we had no idea he knew. Now we're getting fitted for suits and hitting Vegas."

"Guess who doesn't want to hear your kid sing? Everyone. The answer is everyone, so stop it."

"A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom. Because it might pi-ka-chu"

"I have created a subreddit dedicated to all times that OP doesn't deliver The link is in the comments"