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Joke of the Day
"Why was Einstein unable to build a wall? He only had Ein Stein"
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"What did the doctor say to the prosecutor? You're trying my patients!"
"Helpful tip: If you throw a baby at a tiger, I only recommend throwing a baby that you don't like."
"ME: time for sleep BRAIN: what if potatoes could talk ME: ugh BRAIN: and make friends with one another ME: please stop BRAIN: best spuds"
"It seems like every year I wind up eating leftovers from Thanksgiving until weeks afterwards. Not this year though, I'm quitting cold turkey."
"When I die donate my body to science Science: No thanks we're good"
"I have a ""Knock Knock"" joke but you have to start it off."
"I come from a long line of people waiting to get in."
"Yo Momma is sooo fat.... That when the Millennium Falcon saw her, Ben said ""That's no moon"""
"Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 mins and come out wrinkle free and 2 sizes smaller..."