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Joke of the Day

"I have created a subreddit dedicated to all times that OP doesn't deliver The link is in the comments"

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was alright, but the reception was fantastic!"

"I see your Full House and I raise you 3 episodes of Home Improvement. -Me, not knowing how to play poker, but loving 90's TV"

"A friend of mine is allergic to both peanut butter and bees, which he discovered when he bit into the worst sandwich ever."

"The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most. Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me."

"Went from being single to being single like a boss."

"Q: What do massage therapists eat for dinner? A: Spa-ghetti."

"So, where does the captain keep his armies? In his sleevies!! ( )"

"English is weird.. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Edit: R.I.P My inbox"

"Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers."