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Joke of the Day

"[Rorschach test] Patient: Leprechauns in cheetah print unitards kickflipping over flaming tree stumps Dr: I think we can skip the others"

"I don't hold grudges or plot for revenge, I will simply send a bunch of Jehovah's witnesses to your door...on a daily basis."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Ahh yes I can see how you would think it's the ""r"", but in fact it's tha ""C""!"

"Why the young tailor couldn't finish his father's pants? Because he had no pocket money."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9"

"Is it too much to ask that my gay friends flamboyantly leap from closets when I visit their houses?"

"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."

"I can love my son and refuse to support his lifestyle... I raised him better than to game on a console."

"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently more than 5, as my basement is still dark"

"I named my son Kidding Me so whenever people say ""Are you kidding me"" he has to say yes. This is a bad joke thanks for your time"