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"How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Relatively few"
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"Frankenstein.. Frankenstein enters a body building competition, and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective."
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"Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help? because he was kneaded."
"I used to only listen to classical music... ...but now I think outside of the Bachs."
"Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to have lentil on me."
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the zoo."
"What's the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command."
"I remember being about 10 years old & seeing a homeless guy with a dog & I just looked at them both & mumbled, ""Lucky."""