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Joke of the Day

"Newark International Airport: You want urine on the floor? We got urine on the floor!"

"I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar"

"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"

"Men at 25 plays football. Men at 40 plays tennis. Men at 60 plays golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller ?"

"I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor. Even my blood is a Type O!"

"Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men"

"Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends? A squadratic formula, if you will."

"Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !"

"What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday."

"Before company arrives we like to clean our house so there's no evidence that we live like circus monkeys the other 364 days of the year!"