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Joke of the Day
"What does the sign of an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
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"""Please stop misquoting me on Twitter,"" said my boss. ""It makes me sad because I am a large baby with a stupid haircut"""
"seven swans to rule them all, six geese to find them, five gold rings to bring them all, and in the pear tree bind them"
"""Bros before hoes"" sounds like something a bro without a hoe would say."
"What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password? 1forrest1"
"How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant? Allah carte."
"I get hit with a lot of folding chairs for someone that's not a professional wrestler."
"Did you hear about the dragon fan who played Skyrim? He was Dovah-keen"
"How do you castrate the pope? Kick the altar boy in the chin."
"Felons would be a really valuable voting base... After all, we know they have conviction."