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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A Pokemon."
Next Joke
"What is the difference between my dick and my life? Life is harder."
"I remember 2016... Just like it was yesterday."
"""Daddy, where are all the bastards?"" Puzzled, I looked at my four year old son in the mirror. ""What do you mean?"", I asked him. ""Well, when mummy is driving there are bastards everywhere."""
"Life's a jungle let's go to your place and fuck like animals!"
"Simba was moving too slow So I told him to Mufasa"
"A woman walks into a bar Oh, I just wanted to say ""a woman walks into a bar"" because the jokes always start with ""a man walks into a bar""."
"I don't know the full history of US and Canada but somehow we've got joint custody of geese"
"We had gay burglars in our house last night... They broke in and rearranged all of our furniture."
"What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool? Deep ends really."