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Joke of the Day
"Simba was moving too slow So I told him to Mufasa"
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"Why did the dog die? It had Barkinsons"
"So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks... and shouts, ""gimme a tea!"""
"(sheepishly putting my arm around pitbull) so is there a mrs worldwide"
"They used to call them jumpolines... until your mom used one."
"[penguin waddles into computer repair store] ""Hi yes my laptop is frozen"" ... Computer repair guy - ""how did you get to Milwaukee"""
"What does the shy little pebble wish for? To be a little Bolder."
"Is Pepsi ok? *I pull out my phone and send a text* *2 hours pass* *an out of breath Dikembe Mutumbo runs in wagging his finger* No it is not"
"have to stop saying ""how am i going to kill my way out of this one"" everytime there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud"
"What's the best part of a woman? between 18 and 24 yrs"