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Joke of the Day
"Simba was moving too slow So I told him to Mufasa"
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"*For Harry Potter fans* What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak? Parcel-tongue"
"What is the French version of the name Parker? Valet."
"How can you pick out the prostitute in the miss America pageant. She's the one wearing the sash that says Idaho."
"I spent 2 hours at a gym looking angry with my arms crossed. The manager thought I worked there and gave me a raise"
"What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot him again."
"If babies wouldn't cry.. ..there would be no need for fleshlights."
"There was a competition in the park today, who could go the longest without sitting or laying down. I was outstanding."
"""My homework ate my dog"" -student in python breeding class"
"A chemist and his friend walk into a bar... The chemist asks for some ""H2O."" His friend asks for some ""H2O too."" His friend dies."