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Joke of the Day
"I remember 2016... Just like it was yesterday."
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"Welcome to kleptomaniac club. I see you already took a brochure."
"Two clowns walking in the street The first clown tells the second clown ""Look out, a hole!"". The seconds responds ""Which hooooooooooooooooooo...."""
"What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much? He Went Back Four Seconds."
"Why are there no casinos in China? Because the Chinese don't like Tibet..."
"Whats the difference between 3 big cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say ""Bach bach bach!"""
"Picture someone chasing down a ping pong ball that fell on the floor. Ok that's how I dance."
"I caught a lot lizard the other day.... Keeping it in a cage with hot rocks till i figure out what to feed it..."
"I spend an awful lot of time picking the most desirable potato chips out of the bag for someone who's going to eat them all anyway."