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Joke of the Day

"Its and old, old joke... But some how it came to mind last night: ""Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" (Tnx to Jeff Greenfield)"

"I'm hosting a benefit for people who struggle, to reach orgasm. Let me know if you can't come"

"A woman drives into a bar."

"""Why don't you just tell her how you feel?"" ""Well, alright."" ""Girl, I feel with my nerves."""

"Why did the oil covered seagull get sued? There can only be one goo gull"

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA"

"There was a king with three cups. He filled the first cup. He filled the second cup. But he left the third cup empty. What was the kings name? King Philip the Third."

"Yes, life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent."

"What's a specimen? A Spanish astronaut"

"Life is like photography we develop from the negatives."