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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every maths exam I failed I'd have about $6.50 right now"
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"The roof of my mouth just healed from that Hot Pocket I had in 2003."
"Impressing the McDonald's drive thru people with my music is always a top priority"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? If you said ""R"", you'd be wrong. You might think that it is ""r"", but it be the ""c""!"
"2 pedophiles are chilling on the beach, one says to the other... Hey can you get out of my son"
"*dinosaur at zoo roars at me* ""ROAR"" whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this ""GROWL"" hmm ""SHOUT"" hmmm ""YELL"" hmmmmm ""HOLLER"" oh its a thesaurus"
"Tried to get my 7 year old cousin to play Hungry Hungry Hippos but the fences at the zoo are really high."
"I saw a chameleon today.......he wasn't very good at being a chameleon."
"Liverpool sounds like the most disgusting place in the world to hold a swim meet."
"Leia: This is romantic Han: I know Chewie: Rwwar Leia: Does he have to be here? Han: It's a life debt. You're basically marrying us both"