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Joke of the Day
"2 pedophiles are chilling on the beach, one says to the other... Hey can you get out of my son"
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"What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts? She's a spitter, not a swallower."
"*throws goods on conveyor belt* Cashier: is that all sir? Me:""Nope. You got change for a trophy?"""
"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!"
"What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church."
"What is green and sings? Elvis Parsley"
"""I could probz bench press, like, five of you""-me talking to a cool squirrel I just met"
"Some people are just meant for each other. A sadist married a masochist. The masochist would say, ""Beat me!""... The sadist would say, ""...no"""
"It's pretty racist that Denzel Washington keeps getting typecasted as black men."
"What do you call a cow with no legs.. Ground beef"