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Joke of the Day

"I turn to my brother and ask Hey bro, what's the most you've jerked off in one day? ""About 3 dudes""."

"What did Hamlet say to his cat? Get thee to a nyanery!"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes. A FSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I thought I had an std because my eyes started burning every time I had sex. Then I realized it was just the mace."

"Did you know that clumsy people are more likely to be obese? That's because they keep walking into things.........like McDonald's."

"This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. ""You got any I.D.?"" the patrolman asked."" ""'Bout what?"" the hillbilly replied."

"What's the holiest, French color? Sacred blue!"

"How much is the bare minimum? 1 bear."

"What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!"

"Women are like the salt of my life They raise my blood pressure"