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Joke of the Day

"So Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby and Bill Nye all walk into a bar... They all finish their drinks and Nye says to the lady behind the bar I'll cover the tab these two will give you their tips."

"How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped? She isn't standing in the kitchen"

"I was Hungary... so Iran to Turkey"

"Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet? Because thimbles aren't very loud."

"Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going."

"Boss: You wrote one of your strengths is invisibility and that seems--what are you doing?! Me (giving him the finger): Wait--you can see me?"

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""You read my mind, buddy."""

"McDonalds should have a 3rd window where you can trade in the wrong stuff that they gave you at the 2nd window."

"Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week They exchanged numbers"

"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off."