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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why everyone's complaining about chip card readers. I have bad credit."

"Whats the V in DVD stand for? Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)"

"Just saw a coyote next to the highway... I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on."

"What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry? SIDS"

"Funny prank: stay over at a friend's house and die on their couch."

"Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them."

"I've got a friend who is a structural engineer. He's always complaining about stress at work. EDIT: damn I wish I got karma for this post."

"What's the best way to cross the border? In the trunk of a car."

"What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!"

"How do you say ""I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day."" in Korean?"