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Joke of the Day

"Whats the V in DVD stand for? Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)"

"Welcome to Premature Ejaculation Club A lot of you came early, I'm not surprised"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke."

"How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout."

"I still see some of my ex-girlfriends. Well, not so much see, more like...watch."

"I hate it when employees ask to go home sick Diarrhea is a really shitty excuse. And vomiting is always a toss up."

"Whenever I walk into a crowded men's room, I shout So this is where all the dicks hang out!"

"Jews would love to believe in Santa.. ..but they're not fans of anybody that keeps a list with peoples names on it."

"Confucius say: go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."

"My friend was upset that he lost out on a promotion at work to an attractive older woman. I told him not to cry over skilled MILF."