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Joke of the Day

"Funny prank: stay over at a friend's house and die on their couch."

"I was changing some fuses at Buzzfeed... ... Number 14 shocked me."

"My friend's bakery burned down last night. I think his business is toast."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black. I guess you could say that was dark humor? ;)"

"Parts of a worm: 1) Worm"

"I just started a new band called 'Blankets and Duvets' We've already been called the best cover band of all time"

"I used to think that Sarah Palin was a closed minded conservative Christian. ... but then I found out she is also into palm reading."

"what kind of nut does Spock hate the most? pekhan"

"Did you hear about the Chelsea team without a player? No Mata!!"

"If I'm ever being chased by a giraffe I'm gonna run into a place with low ceiling fans sorry giraffe but I gotta do what's best for me"