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Joke of the Day

"I've got a friend who is a structural engineer. He's always complaining about stress at work. EDIT: damn I wish I got karma for this post."

"When applying for a job in the hair industry... Do you have to hand in your Tresemme?"

"Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste."

"Two roses What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"

"Unicorns have one horn and everyone says ""ooh they're so magical"" Cow's have 2 horns & no one cares even though they taste so much better"

"A superposition walks into a bar . . . . . . or ***did*** it???"

"When somebody asks for directions I just say ""follow your heart"" and drive away."

"What did batman say to robin? What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat-mobile? ""Get in"""

"The waiter came up to our table. He said, ""Can I take your order?"" I said, ""Sure."" He said, ""Thanks, I'm just really hungry."""

"When you have the opportunity to become a bigger person, take it because cake is delicious."