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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull"
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"How do you confuse a drummer? Give him sheet music"
"What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !"
"HER: Are you a dog or cat person? BRAIN:*be cool, she seems pretty great* ME: Whatever you want to eat is fine. BRAIN: *nailed it*"
"My wife got in the shower with me this morning. She said ""Mmm baby I want you to do bad things to me"". So I put shampoo in her eyes."
"I saw a Bible study once. It did really well on the exam."
"Damn, girl, are you a map? Because you give me D-rections."
"Whats the difference between a zit and a priest? (My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe) A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face."
"What type of bees don't die? Zom-bees"
"What drinking game can you play with some Mormon buddies Drink every time r/funny is actually funny"