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Joke of the Day
"I saw a Bible study once. It did really well on the exam."
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"How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb? Just one, she yells, ""DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"""
"Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe? Bed"
"Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars a bus and two fire engines !"
"Why are gay men se well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing."
"How many Grateful Dead Fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just watch it burn out and follow it around for twenty years."
"I want to make a school shooting joke, but that might seem offensive. I think I should aim for a younger crowd."
"/r/news hears about Turkey [removed]"
"Just been told I've got the job as a mime ... I'm speechless."
"OH SHIT! I just ran over an emo kid! Quick! How do you tell if theyre dead on the outside, too?!"