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Joke of the Day
"I'm an Easter egg in the streets and a deviled egg in the sheets."
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"I haven't seen Democrats this upset with a Republican since... A Republican took the Democrats' slaves away"
"Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old after she puked carrots on the floor: ""I'm gonna need more carrots."""
"The only B word you should call a girl is Beautiful Bitches love to be called Beautiful"
"What's the difference between men and women? Women play hard to get. Men get hard to play."
"What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl? You have to drop da bomb on her twice"
"Did you hear about the guy that got trampled by the triplets? He's six feet under now."
"I wish I drove a Volkswagen bug. It would be cool to know that every time I drove by a school bus, some kid was getting punched."
"What happens when U change position too fast? You get an unpleasant vowel movement."
"Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?"