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Joke of the Day

"What do you get for the women who has everything? A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything."

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"Helen: Mum do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No dear what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it."
"Father of 7 month old accidentally throws 6 pack on child's head while getting into car But the baby was fine, it was light beer."
"Mom: Did we pack everything? The stupid baby monitor? Dad: Ugh I hate that annoying dumb thing! Tiny Monitor Lizard: Ok wow I'm right here"
"Stopped drinking coffee 3 days ago, and feel less and less addicted to caffeine with every new cup of my own pee."
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"Roman numerals. What are they good IV?"
"America sure is having some bad luck It's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground."
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