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Joke of the Day
"What is an injured persons favorite movie? Cast Away"
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"Do stoners just call it a five? Do native American Indians just ask 'Are you?' after greeting someone? Do Canadians buy smaller batteries by accident, eh?"
"What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies? Obi-Gyn Kenobi."
"No matter how much you push the envelope... ...it's still stationery."
"What brand of car would the Roadrunner be? Jeep Jeep"
"What do you call a gullible Indian? A Naive American. Literally just came up with this."
"Just because I reported several women to HR for not washing their hands after using the rest room doesn't mean the camera they found is mine"
"Why is sex with hipsters always unsatisfying? Because they always come before it's cool."
"This spider just got away from me because I made the classic villain mistake of telling him my whole evil plan before killing him."
"Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany? It was x-axis"