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Joke of the Day

"I had an awkward moment with my english teacher. Apparently pathetic fallacy has nothing to do with erectile dysfunction."

"Hey you know how people say they hate math because it doesn't make sense? I think that is unfair because math loves them. The problem is that math shows its love by playing hard to get."

"How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend? His clean fingers."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy... But Jack got a shock And a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name was Randy"

"What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!"

"I wish there were a way to find hot singles in my area."

"What's another name for a chicken testicle? Fowl Ball"

"Which color confuses an idiot? Blue"

"I'll grow my beard out just so I can knock on a strangers door & whisper, ""I'm here to pick your kid up for prom. Either one. I don't care."""

"Q: On a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favorite color in the english alphabet? A: Yes"