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Joke of the Day

"My son, who is 10, just explained that the things he did when he was 7 no longer reflect the person that he is now. I need a drink."

"THERE IS A THIN LINE BETWEEN 911.. AND 9/11"

"Oxygen went on a date with potassium. It went OK."

"My wife said, ""You always blame everyone else when things go wrong"" I said..""And whose fault is that?"""

"My Grandpa said,... ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York? About 6 hours."

"OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed."

"Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift."

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side"

"What do you call an Islamic cow? A Mooslim"