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Joke of the Day

"My son, who is 10, just explained that the things he did when he was 7 no longer reflect the person that he is now. I need a drink."

"America needs to build a statue of the man who killed Hitler"

"My dress sock/running shoe combo says,""I do most of my running after accidentally reply-all'ing a mildly racist response to a business memo"""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the moron's house. *knock knock* ^^Whose ^^there? *the chicken...*"

"I do whatever I can to fight poverty So the other day, I punched a tramp (Courtesy of Milton Jones)"

"Tattoos tell a story, like tribal tattoos tell a story of a guy that wears sunglasses indoors."

"What do you call a horny lightbulb? Illumi-naughty. ;)"

"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg"

"Due to the rising cost of ammunition I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your understanding."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. (read it out loud if you do not get it)."