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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Mailman."
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"People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to STFU. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog."
"Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity."
"What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? Fission chips."
"A hero without a villain becomes useless. A villain without a hero becomes.. The government."
"There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who pee in the shower... And stinkin' LIARS!"
"""ok start it up"" tktktk-puh-buurup-chk-a-chk ""give it some gas"" ss-ss-icka-icka-grrawh-pshhhh any ideas? ""I can't hear over you beatboxing"""
"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."
"American light beers are like having sex on a canoe... Its fucking close to water"
"A girl asked her brother If he could help her move her stuff to her new house and he refused and she asked him why He said he couldn't be her brother and assister too"