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Joke of the Day
"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."
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"Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra? Because ""B"" shells would be too small!"
"I call my penis... ""the cartridge"" because women love to blow it"
"Me: ""There are so many exotic sounding flavours these days. I just can't resist-"" Doctor: ""YOU NEED TO STOP DRINKING SHAMPOO!"""
"*pulls handle on slot machine *prune *prune *prune *diarrhea comes out"
"Trump says ""The less immigrants we let into our country the better!"" Pence, correcting Trump, says ""The Fewer"" Trump says ""Whoa Mike don't call me that just yet"""
"""Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt!"" ""DOCTOR PLEASE SHE IS CODING! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"""
"My air conditioner broke. I've been breathing unconditioned air for the last 14 hours. This is how super villains are born."
"If people say that love finds you... Then I must be Waldo."
"I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to ""it's complicated""."