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Joke of the Day

"Found a interesting submission today about how to counter-attack while fencing... Then I realized it was a riposte."

"""Money isn't everything,"" I say, poorly."

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? (dirty) The Rooster. ( )"

"Are you Finished? [X-post from Funny] Its a joke/comic thing. This is it--> http://imgur.com/GskWG"

"List of the best jokes on this sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3x7nqa/list_of_the_best_jokes_on_this_sub/"

"I Have an EpiPen My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"Multitasking: screwing up several things at once."

"At school the other kids used to push me around and call me lazy I loved that wheelchair."

"Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids? Because they must be able to ""dust for Prince"" I'll see myself out now"

"What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica? ""X marks the pot, matey."""