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Joke of the Day

"Did John Knott mind being the only cited author on his group's research paper? Knott, et al."

"Dear Board of Education... So are we. - Sincerely, the students"

"What did the ireshmen say to the beer ? I love you....."

"Why do women like to be on top during sex? Because they're over cum with joy."

"to keep things interesting in the bedroom, try bringing in a second laptop"

"I got drunk with my dad once and I asked him if his boner curved to the left too, he replied ""No, you got that from your mother"". :("

"Please don't post a screenshot if your battery percentage is low, I can't focus on the picture because your low battery is stressing me out."

"todd: *sobbing uncontrollably* me: relax it was just a little earthquake todd's wife: he's an etch-sketch artist. it was everything he had"

"I read in my girlfriend's diary...... that I have real trust issues!! What a bunch of BS..."

"And the award for best neckwear goes to... ...well would you look at that, it's a tie."