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Joke of the Day
"Whoever invented the forklift over estimated the weight of forks"
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"Our dog is named lucky he often escapes, so we'll be up all night to get lucky"
"What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!"
"(real news) Chinese archaeologists have discovered the country's oldest mathematics document, written on bamboo more than 2,200 years ago! Even more amazing - one of the answers is wrong."
"I'm starting a tent business. My first sales event will be called the ""Tent Offensive"""
"I told the bank teller that I was changing banks & wanted to open an account ""Great. What's the name of your former bank?"" I said, ""Piggy"""
"""This won't end well, mark my words. Mark, my words. MARK. MY WORDS! I NEED MY WORDS, MARK!!!"" *Mark sweatily fumbles with the script*"
"I always wanted to be Batman when I was younger. Not because of the money or the gadgets. I just hated my parents."
"I ordered my latte wrong at that new gypsy coffee place and now my shadow is a horse shadow"
"[dinner party] *host clinks glass* ""Everyone we're having a baby""! *whispers to other guest* ""Oh come on! I told them I was a vegetarian."""