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Joke of the Day
"Cut the shit, people who think I'm going to share my arm rest at the movie theater."
Next Joke
"My card got declined buying toilet paper shit."
"A lion walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave predicting the impending danger at hand."
"My friend just had a baby. He ordered it online from the Taiwanese black market."
"David Hasselhoff has changed his name to David Hoff because he couldn't be bothered with the Hassel"
"Miami football Heh heh heh."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic? Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog."
"Why do gay men have great skin? Because they respect and take care of their bodies, you homophobic piece of shit."
"OWNER: The museum's ready? ME: All the artichokes are in place OWNER: Ha, you mean artifacts [I slam the door shut] ME: U cannot go in there"
"Why don't dirty commies shower? Because they don't want to wash away their Marx."