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Joke of the Day
"Cut the shit, people who think I'm going to share my arm rest at the movie theater."
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"What did Mexican Anakin say when he heard about the Catholic Priest sex scandals? Now *this* is Padre sin!"
"A lady said I was catching up to... her in terms of age. I said she must be moving too fast."
"I deserve an Oscar for acting like I can see a baby when someone shows me an ultrasound pic"
"What kind of people like Scottie's hair? Chubby 7th grade girls!"
"What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea? A dim light."
"If I were a cop and pulled a woman over for speeding I would keep crying until she let me give her a ticket."
"2 prostitutes are standing on a corner One looks to the other and says ""you ever been picked up by the fuzz"" The other says ""No, but I have been swung around by the tits"""
"My boyfriend calls me ""babe"" because ""pig in the city"" is such a mouthful to say."
"Fact: If you ever blow me a kiss, I'm catching it and sticking it down my pants."