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Joke of the Day

"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten - one to hold the light bulb and nine to drink until the room spins! Happy St. Patrick's day!"

"If the meal between breakfast and lunch is called brunch and the meal between lunch and dinner is called linner, what's the meal between breakfast and dinner called? Lunch"

"How do you make the hippie run out of money? You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap."

"I'm going to wear a Seahawks jersey to my next exam so I know that i'll pass."

"What do you call a female to male sex change? An Addadictomy."

"For the record..when you get punched in the face..it doesn't make that movie sound...at all."

"[plane] ""Is there a doctor on board?"" Im a doctor ""Okay quick the passenger is having a heart att- Of fine arts ""What?"" Doctor of Fine Arts"

"Which profession has the worst sense of humour? Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes. But opticians like them *cornea*."

"Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds."

"I asked my daughter's dentist for her favorite joke. Was not disappointed. What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis? Taking shellfies with their shellphones."