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Joke of the Day

"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten - one to hold the light bulb and nine to drink until the room spins! Happy St. Patrick's day!"

"There are directions with pictures on this underarm deodorant. Yet another disaster avoided."

"I tried giving up erections for lent... but it got pretty hard."

"Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy? He was having a mid life crisis."

"Q: What's blue and looks like a bucket? A: A red bucket in disguise."

"If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail."

"The worst part about spring... Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction."

"So the other day I was throat fucking a black chick She said ""I can't breathe!"" I said ""Honey, lets not make this political."""

"Never Go Shopping When You Are Hungry. but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier."

"how to be healthy 1. always eat breakfast 2. have a light lunch 3. enjoy a sensible dinner 4. FREAK OUT @ 11pm & EAT EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE"