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Joke of the Day

"Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know"

"Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? *Acne waits until you're a teen to come on your face* ^^^^^^^^^^edit^^^^^^^^^^, ^^^^^^^^^^grammar"

"Why Doe's Ellen Pao suck? Because of my big tits."

"How many music majors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 16 One to screw it in and 15 others to stand around and talk shit about how bad the one person did."

"my wife can find a stain on my shirt from across the room but can't see the mailbox when she's backing up?"

"How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor? They'll tell you."

"the fact that im 29 and buttholes and poop are still really funny to me says more about the staying power of buttholes than it does about me"

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef with terminal cancer? He pastaway."

"WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE SILENT TREATMENT?! ~me, drunk, at a wax museum"