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Joke of the Day

"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"

"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? A private tutor (tooter) Heard it from a guy on the street selling newspapers in front of the art institute in chicago."

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't Brownen your meat"

"pleas tune into my next podcast where i ask what the FUCK angry birds is and viciously mock the first piece of shit caller to answer me"

"Why are Japanese people so good at judo? You can't ippon a Nippon."

"Science has proven that everyone thinks about David Hasselhoff at least once while they masturbate. Don't believe me? Just wait until later."

"There are a bunch of people shouting ""No Reds or Yellows!"" outside my gym I can't tell if they are supporting Trump or Team Mystic"

"Have you guys heard the joke about the airplane? I'd tell it, but it'd go over your heads.... CORNY JOKES THREAD! OP will deliver knee slappers and humdingers!"

"What do you call jerking off two dicks with your elbows? The chicken dance."

"What type of wife always knows where her husband is? A widow"