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Joke of the Day

"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"

"It's great that every Playmate ""just wants a guy that makes them laugh"", because I want a chick with fake boobs that can't form a sentence."

"How do you know if a black person used your TV? It's not there anymore."

"My Muslim wife left me the other day.... I guess she didn't know what Jihad."

"Used a bag to pick up dog shit in yard, tiny ants all over it. Later, saw 2 ants on my arm. My body is now crawling w phantom dogshit ants."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang up the picture."

"Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn't that right, Mistake?"

"['90s] Did you hear McDonalds just bought the naming rights to that new hockey stadium? They're calling it the Mac-Arena."

"First rule of flight club...no penguins."