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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a black person used your TV? It's not there anymore."
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"A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says ""My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to' but YOU ???"""
"There's a part of me that still loves you. I hit that part with a hammer. Stupid part."
"Sucks how Caesar died... ...Who knew he was allergic to knives?!"
"I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type."
"My son said, ""Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think, 'My life has been a complete failure.'?"" I said, ""Not unless you're standing behind me."""
"You don't know pissed off until she tells you to go sleep on the couch, an you take all the covers with you."
"Happy Passive Aggressive day! Don't worry, I didn't want you to get me anything anyway. No, it's fine. Don't worry about it."
"[VIDEO] John Oliver Agrees With You For 22 Minutes"
"Lingerie is just expensive wrapping paper."