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Joke of the Day
"DAD: You're adapted. SCREENPLAY: What?!"
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"Did someone died? No, but it's still early."
"I have ebola. AMA"
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't my power cable won't reach that far."
"QUESTIONS YOU CAN ANSWER BY PEEING ON THINGS: 1. Am I pregnant? 2. Does my boss have a very forgiving nature?"
"* changes bedsheets, 14 socks fall out * Hmmm... * apologizes to the dryer *"
"Mom asked me if I would pick up some things for her at the 'Dime Store', great, now I've got to go all the way to the 70s."
"How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan."
"Why can't astronauts eat popsicles? In space, no one can hear the ice cream truck."
"2 for the price of 1 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the idiot's house Knock Knock <Who's there?> It's the Chicken"