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Joke of the Day
"How are hanging upside-down and getting a boner alike? All the blood goes to your head."
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"12: I hate school. Me: Hey! Perk up! Years from now you'll look back on this as the best time of your life! 12: Now you're just being mean"
"What did the perverted frog say? Rub-it!"
"Being successful is like getting pregnant.. ..Everyone will come to congratulate you but no one dares to ask how hard and how many times you were fucked."
"If a serial killer commits suicide, you can console his family by saying, ""hey, at least he died doing what he loved"""
"This is a better joke than feminism. Just kidding, there's no better joke than feminism."
"I love Al Pacino. But it's his brother Cap that really gets me going."
"Father's Day is a great time to give your father a tie so he can look extra nice at the job he settled for because you were born."
"Why would Gabe Newell be a good president? Because then World War 3 would never happen"
"Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent's face there is no known comeback."