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Joke of the Day
"Someone called me a horse today... I just looked at him and said ""Nay!"""
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"The rest of the Justice League always makes Aquaman eat at Long John Silvers so they can watch him cry."
"Dear microwave companies, Why make us select ""cook"" at all? Does my appliance have a calculator function or something? Sincerely, Everyone"
"Arrived home last night to find a man trying to steal my front gate. I didn't abuse him though, I thought he may take a fence."
"I love my husband. But, what really motivates me to stay married is how much weight I'd have to lose to date again."
"What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex."
"what has 2 legs in the morning and 3 in the afternoon? I have no idea but it's in my basement please send help."
"Never trust a mathematician with a graph. They're always plotting something."
"What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas? Secret Satan."
"Right? That noise. ~Me pretending that I know what I'm talking about when I get my car serviced"