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Joke of the Day
"Never trust a mathematician with a graph. They're always plotting something."
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"What do you call Batman skipping out on church? Christian Bail"
"Why don't you see tampons with maxi pads? Because they're stuck up cunts."
"Why did the hipsters die of dehydration? They stayed away from the mainstream."
"What's a pirate's favourite amino acid? Arrrginine"
"[Dark humor] What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian? Dead."
"What does a baby computer call his father? Data."
"What is a feminist's favorite math topic? Triggerednometry"
"My sex life is like a Ferrari.. I don't have a Ferrari"
"[Ad shows dude getting out of bed before noon on the weekend] *professional stuntman do not attempt*"