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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? A: Milk and quackers."
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"I lost 1/2 a pound in one hour! Want to know how? I cut off 14 inches of hair!"
"""Fiona, You up?"" -Shrext."
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"What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else? Their ""Senor""ity!"