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Joke of the Day

"What did the animal killer scream as he attacked the alpaca farm in Tibet? DIIIIIEEEEE LLAMA!"

"Joining Twitter instead of the circus was a pretty good move considering I'm a freak but not that talented"

"10 yr old brother put a twist on this joke I saw awhile back. Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans? Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!"

"Relationship status: LOL"

"Research shows vacuum cleaners can cause hearing loss. ""You should absolutely get rid of that monster,"" said one furry, panting scientist."

"Did you know it was women who coined the term, ""Bromance""? Yeah, basically the concept of friendship is so foreign to them that they created a new word for it."

"If I had to describe myself in one word... ...it would be ""bad at following directions."""

"Why can't tampons be friends? They're all stuck-up cunts."

"Sleeping in tomorrow so I have to put my phone on Lebron Mode... No ring"

"Charlie Brown decided to wear transparent pants one day... ...and when Lucy saw him she said ""I always thought you were a blockhead, Charlie Brown, but now I can plainly see your nuts."""