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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick... She's still not talking to me :("

"What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator? A chronic math debater"

"Knock knock. Who's there? The Spanish Inquisition."

"I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea."

"I'm hoping the nuclear strike button & the trap-door for hecklers button on Trump's desk are completely different colours."

"What did one mushroom say to the other as he passed him on the street? Porta-hello"

"A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt. I guess it's a running joke."

"How do college students exercise? By swimming in their debt."

"My wife thought her water broke so we went to emergency. Turns out her bong just has a crack in it or something."

"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ? You take the ""F"" out of way."